Cement Enthusiast Gifts

Bricklayer College Graduation.

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

BBC news make up

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Woman throwing giant pot.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

About the potter.

Folding Container.