Concrete Aficionado Mugs

CONNNCREEETE!

'At last I have maximised my concrete option.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

Meow Power Demolition team.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.