Cement Aficionado Mugs

'Are you a good mixer?'

Bricklayer admires her work.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Beware of Don"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Patents office.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"