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'Are you a good mixer?'

Bricklayer admires her work.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Beware of Don"

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Patents office.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).