"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
Astroturf Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for an astroturf aficionado? Explore our unique collection of themed items that capture the passion for astro turf. From quirky mugs to fun t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find something as green and lively as their favorite surface. Perfect for those who enjoy the sport, landscaping, or simply love the lush look of synthetic grass. Make their day with a thoughtful, amusing gift that speaks their turf.
"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"
'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'
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Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain
A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.
Windmill
"You are Here" sign on mountain.
"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"
"Make it look like nine accidents.'
Golfers lost on the road
"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"
Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.
'Putter'.
"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"
'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'
The Swiss Army Mammoth
Everest summit queue...
Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.
'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'
'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'
'Frankly, getting around during the day is dangerous enough: I don't want to go out at night...'
Don Quixote and books
'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'
'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'
Ingmar Bergman's Ill-Fated Encounter with Hollywood.
It feels good to be first...
Surf's up, dudes!
"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"
'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'
Man mowing grass, dog has lifted kennel out of the way
"It's an awesome board. However, your dimensions may be a little off."
'Surfs Up.'
No wind - miller trapped in windmill.
'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'
Astroturf Aficionado Gifts Collection
Astroturf Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring creative and humorous astro turf designs—great for adding a splash of green to your morning routine.
Astroturf Aficionado Pillows
Check out our astro turf themed pillows—perfect for bringing a lively, grassy vibe to any sofa or bedroom.
Astroturf Aficionado Prints
Discover art prints celebrating astro turf—beautiful, fun decor for fans of synthetic grass and sporting fields.
Astroturf Aficionado T-Shirts
Browse our selection of astro turf-inspired t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their passion in a stylish and comfortable way.