Astroturf Aficionado Mugs

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

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Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Golfers lost on the road

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'Putter'.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

Everest summit queue...

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

The Swiss Army Mammoth

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

It feels good to be first...

'Frankly, getting around during the day is dangerous enough: I don't want to go out at night...'

Ingmar Bergman's Ill-Fated Encounter with Hollywood.

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

Don Quixote and books

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'Surfs Up.'

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

"It's an awesome board. However, your dimensions may be a little off."

'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'

Surf's up, dudes!

Man mowing grass, dog has lifted kennel out of the way

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