Terrace Enthusiast Mugs

"With the lockdown and the weather getting nicer, Jason's normal terrace envy is soaring sky high."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Mixed Doubles.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Do you have anything bigger?

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I brought cocoa."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Ready Mum?'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."