Terrace Enthusiast Gifts

"With the lockdown and the weather getting nicer, Jason's normal terrace envy is soaring sky high."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Mixed Doubles.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Stop and Birch

I love PE.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

If bar stools were like playground swings...