Trait Enthusiasts Gifts

The indigo children.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Shall I be mother?

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"