Family Trait Enthusiasts Gifts

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

I love my family!

It's a Boy

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'I've turned into my mother.'

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

'Go forth and multiply!'

Family.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

Too young to be a grandma

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."