Family Trait Enthusiasts Pillows

Maternity Ward "He has your sense of humour."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

It's a Boy

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Family sitting on sofa.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family.

A couple with a new baby

'I've turned into my mother.'

Production manager with lots of children.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Too young to be a grandma

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'