Family Trait Enthusiast Pillows

"He's got your trudge."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Family sitting on sofa.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Reflected Glory

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

'I've turned into my mother.'

Loving family

Family.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Too young to be a grandma

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Two mum's pushing a stroller

Father's love

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"