Family Tradition Enthusiast Pillows

"But, Paw, I don't eat eggs or bacon anymore."

"My father took me here when I was your age, but he used a leash."

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

Boys watching a christening

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Shall I be mother?

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'I've turned into my mother.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

"I can tell you that's not the version of Uncle Sam that I grew up with."

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."