Family Tradition Enthusiast Prints

"But, Paw, I don't eat eggs or bacon anymore."

"My father took me here when I was your age, but he used a leash."

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

Boys watching a christening

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

Shall I be mother?

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'I've turned into my mother.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"I can tell you that's not the version of Uncle Sam that I grew up with."

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Christening