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"He's got your trudge."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family sitting on sofa.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Loving family

Reflected Glory

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

A couple with a new baby

Family.

'I've turned into my mother.'

Production manager with lots of children.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Too young to be a grandma

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Two mum's pushing a stroller

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"

Father's love