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'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Man painting MOM on boat

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'I've turned into my mother.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

Mother's Day

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

"Thanksgiving's not so great. Sure, you get a nice turkey dinner, but your mom goes on a diet the next day and takes you with her."

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

"Human resources say that we should be accepting of people who make different lifestyle choices."

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

A chip off the old block

'Twins, brought up in separate homes...take several naps each day'

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

Maternity Ward "He has your sense of humour."

Give Up Your TV

"Dude, pass the salt."

Chub Chub!

"He's got your trudge."

'If I could choose I'd like to be my son.' 'When I grow up I want to be like my dad.'

"Living 900 years is all right, but your great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren never come to visit."

"He's got his Daddy's nose."