Family Devotee T-Shirts

Mother's Day

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

You're the olive in my martini

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Man painting MOM on boat

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

Family Feeling

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Egalitarian family

Give Thanks.

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Rowing Boat

Thriller of the Week

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Old cat with its own stair lift

"Thanksgiving's not so great. Sure, you get a nice turkey dinner, but your mom goes on a diet the next day and takes you with her."

"One day, this will all be yours."