Family Trait Devotees Gifts

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Man painting MOM on boat

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'I've turned into my mother.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

Mother's Day

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

"Thanksgiving's not so great. Sure, you get a nice turkey dinner, but your mom goes on a diet the next day and takes you with her."

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"Human resources say that we should be accepting of people who make different lifestyle choices."

Chub Chub!

'Twins, brought up in separate homes...take several naps each day'

A chip off the old block

Give Up Your TV

"Dude, pass the salt."

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

"He's got your trudge."

'If I could choose I'd like to be my son.' 'When I grow up I want to be like my dad.'

"Living 900 years is all right, but your great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren never come to visit."

"Funny, that's what Grandpa used to say."

"He's got his Daddy's nose."