Family Trait Aficionado Gifts

'Where did you get that red nose?'

Ear For Books

"Foster failure"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

A couple with a new baby

Family.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'I've turned into my mother.'

Production manager with lots of children.

"He followed me home...finally!"

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

'I love my mum and dad!'

Too young to be a grandma

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Time for bed

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."