Family Trait Aficionado Gifts

'Where did you get that red nose?'

Ear For Books

"Foster failure"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"He followed me home...finally!"

A couple with a new baby

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Production manager with lots of children.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'I've turned into my mother.'

Family.

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Too young to be a grandma

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

Time for bed

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."