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The indigo children.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Square Cut

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Shall I be mother?

Hairstyles

Dog Calenders.

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.