Auto Artist Gifts

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Car wash / Mouth wash

Nice park. . .

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A souped up car...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'Nice smile.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'