Artsy Automobile Aficionado Gifts

Car Bonnet Lady

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

No Caption. (A kangaroo with a baby in it's pouch is seen hoping with markings on it's rump reminiscent of family figurines on car rear windshields.)

A souped up car...

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

I love my motor.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Henry Ford

He did love tinkering on his cars.