Artsy Automobile Aficionado Mugs

Car Bonnet Lady

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Inflating Boobs.

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Smile

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

I love my motor.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

A souped up car...

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Carnations.