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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Driverless cars rage.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Route 666

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Smile

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Nice park. . .

A souped up car...

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'