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Car Auction

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Driverless cars rage.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Route 666

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Smile

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Nice park. . .

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A souped up car...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."