Crafting Pioneer Gifts

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Wheel.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Wagon

"Watch for innovation."

Pinterest shaming

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'You just continue to grow.'

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'How's my driving?'

"Whatcha making there little fella?"

Man trying to create what the presenter on TV programme has created!

"I said I'm thinking of calling it a telephone!!!"

Wildlife crafts

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'