Paving Gifts

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Waiting for Pants

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Caption Contest TK

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"I love your work!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

"Any references?"

Punkins

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

D.C. Halloween

Paving over the window-box

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Crazy paving company.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Pavement Art.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log