Paver Gifts

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Waiting for Pants

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"I love your work!"

Caption Contest TK

"Any references?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Pavement Artist

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Paving over the window-box

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Crazy paving company.

'I ran into a whittler.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Spinning Wheel

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Tour de Pothole.

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

UFO

Speleologist

"Everyone thinks these have some sort of mystical significance. Let's not tell them it's just a bunch of garden gnomes."

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

"Smile."

'The Raffia Mafia.'

The Perfect Sculpture.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."