Parking Perfectionist Gifts

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

Parking.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"Why do women live on average three years longer than men?"

"Ok for us to park here, mate? Got a few weeks' job next door."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Nice park. . .

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

The Opportunistic Driver

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'I can park anywhere I want and never get a ticket.'

Typical 'Faux pas Four'.

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'They should pay me for such a great job of parking.'

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"I saw the perfect parking spot. I gotta get back there and grab it."

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"

"You just parked on a Saturn."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Paving over the window-box

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Penalty