Parking Procrastinator Gifts

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Cake Free Zone

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"Over here, doofus."

Spiritualist Society Parking

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'