Parking Procrastinator Pillows

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Cake Free Zone

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

Parking.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'