Parking Predicament Ponderer Pillows

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'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

Moses Parking

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

Park: Sorry Full.

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

Cars falling off top of multistorey car park to 'overflow car park'.

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.