Parking Predicament Fans Pillows

'Also, could you either validate my parking ticket or give me change for the meter?'

Cake Free Zone

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

No Double Parking

"Never seen a cow before?"

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Spiritualist Society Parking

Parking validation

"Over here, doofus."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Brookstick Clamp

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Blind dog.

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Moses Parking

"So close."

Glue Salesman

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Clamped hamster wheel.

"Looks a little pricey"

'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

Health Care Consultant on Call.

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

"If you won't help me validate myself, will you at least validate my parking?"

Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.

'Of course I'm nervous. I'm double parked.'