Parking Pun Fan Pillows

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Cake Free Zone

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Automatic swing machine

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Finger Food.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Over here, doofus."

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

Bottle shock

"Of course it's a bribe. I put the 'buy' in 'buy-partisan.'"

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'