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Cake Free Zone

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Automatic swing machine

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Finger Food.

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

Craft hell

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

Bottle shock

"Of course it's a bribe. I put the 'buy' in 'buy-partisan.'"

"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!"