Plumbing Pun Fan Pillows

The plumbers awards

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'When did you swallow the coin?'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Septic Fields Forever.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Parking validation

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Finger Food.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

Bottle shock

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'