Plumbing Pun Fan Pillows

The plumbers awards

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'When did you swallow the coin?'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Parking validation

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

Finger Food.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

"Of course it's a bribe. I put the 'buy' in 'buy-partisan.'"

Bottle shock