Plumbing Puzzle Fan Pillows

"I think the flush is broken."

A Brain Drain

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

A dog and a robot dog

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Tic tac toe.

The King's New Robes.

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

Gustav Klimt

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

'This may take awhile -- I'll have to go back to the shop for lunch.'

Rubik's Cuba.

"It seems reasonable to assume that eating the stuff won't do us any good either."

'Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.'

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

'Whew!'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'