Location Puzzle Fan Pillows

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

Bright idea

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

A dog and a robot dog

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Tic tac toe.

Road Guilt

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

'Please sir - all of them!'

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

That side up.

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'