Location Puzzle Fan Pillows

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

Bright idea

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I found another pothole.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Look a huge bird!'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

A dog and a robot dog

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Tic tac toe.

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Road Guilt

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

'Please sir - all of them!'

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

That side up.

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"