Paternity Puzzle Fan Pillows

Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

Bright idea

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I found another pothole.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

A dog and a robot dog

Baby in Trunk.

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

A Star is Born.

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Tic tac toe.

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

"It seems reasonable to assume that eating the stuff won't do us any good either."

Effective communications

'Whew!'

Rorschach multiple-choice test.