Punctuality Puzzle Fan Pillows

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Rubik's ice cube.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

A dog and a robot dog

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Is that a new watch?"

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'Sorry I'm late!'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Tic tac toe.

Late for a date,,,

"You're late."

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'Sorry if I'm late.'

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."