Punctuality Pun Lover Pillows

The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Time Clock

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Big Ben

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Help! Set me free!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

The static electric eel is very rare.