Punctuality Fan Pillows

"You can set your clock by him...remind me to board up the windows by closing time."

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Deadlines, Inc.

Time Clock

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Internal Clocks.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Is that a new watch?"