Punctuality Admirer Pillows

'I bet I'm the first one here.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Sundial Time

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Help! Set me free!"

"How about fashionably never?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

'You're late for our meeting again'

Late for a date,,,

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."