Punctuality Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

You're two hours late. Sorry, I overslept. You overslept. Overslept. Overslept, overslept, overslept, overslept!!! Overheated. Boss overwrought.

A man late for his train

Wife finds husband asleep when they are late to go out

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Time manager'

Big Ben

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Sorry I'm late!'

Late for a date,,,

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'