Punctuality Advocate Pillows

"It's now 6:02am! Breakfast is two minutes late! We've been patient enough: let's wake them up!"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'You are late, so I started without you.'

Calling 'timber' too late.

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Wow! When you said you would get here in a jiffy, you really weren't kidding."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

Late for a date,,,

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"You're late."

'You're early!...'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Kangaroo in a hurry.