Punctuality Zealot Pillows

Late for work.

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

"How about fashionably never?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'You're late for our meeting again'