Punctuality Zealot Gifts

Late for work.

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Help! Set me free!"

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Late for a date,,,

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'You're late for our meeting again'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.