Punctuality Devotee Gifts

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Deadlines, Inc.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"How about fashionably never?"

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

'You're late for our meeting again'

Late for a date,,,

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"The white rabbit gets fired"