Punctuality Devotee Pillows

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sorry I'm late.'

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Sorry I'm late!'

Late for a date,,,

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'