Punctuality Fanatic Gifts

Time Management Systems

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"How about fashionably never?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'You're late for our meeting again'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"You're late."

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

Man running after a watch.

"I bet I'm the first one here."